NotACleverPony used to be one of the most prominent brony musicians until one day he decided to just ‘end it all’. His departure left a gaping hole in pony music community, since nobody else could write dark and brooding songs about Princess Luna. However, PONY RUNOFF has heard from a reliable source that he might be back to perform one last time. As a hologram.
BroNYCon, which starts on June 30, is shaping up to be the biggest MLP fan convention yet. Of course the pony music scene will be well-represented with pony musicians of all genres and stripes swarming towards Manehattan like some sort of cacophonic Smooze. But apparently the convention organizers decided the show needed something special to truly ‘go viral’. And by ‘something special’, I mean a lifelike 3D visage of NotACleverPony, who is going to perform a previously unreleased composition “The New Lunar Republic Prevails”.
I’m glad to live in the 21st century where such AMAZING technology is possible. One question still remains though. Nobody has actually seen NotACleverPony in person, so how would we know it’s not just a hologram of some random guy from the street?
R u ‘totally stoked’ for BroNYCon?
Would a hologram of Swagberg b much more appropriate? (via him being a rapper, like 2pac)
Is BroNYCon getting too manestream with lame publicity stunts like this?
R u #TeamLuna or #TeamCelestia?
Hologram of PurpleTinker has declined to comment on this story.
Some guy who writes dark and brooding songs about Princess Luna