Concept Art of the MLP movie.
Clone High, but with humanized ponies. Make it so.
HORSES AND BAYONETS BBY!
Canterlot Gardens drama! -
Oh boy… Turns out PurpleTinker was right all along. CG organizers really are a bunch of crooks and thieves! Who would’ve thought? Read the recap of this glorious drama here:
Ok, Yelling At Cats, or rather your real name, Kyle, I didn’t want to say anything about what happened at the con, because I didn’t want to embarrass you, or make you look bad, but now that you’ve publicly made false statements, particularly ones that are injurious to others, I simply have to tell the truth.
Kyle. The con was not disorganized. YOU were the one to cause SEVERAL of the problems at the con, not the staff. Not ME. Not DERPIDITY. AND SURE AS HELL NOT BEJOTY. How dare you accuse them of such outright lies, when in reality, all of the bad things that you’ve listed are your OWN FAULT.
The reason why I type in caps is to emphasize how outraged and insulted I am that you dare make such heinous and false accusations in light of your own foolish, irresponsible, and unprofessional actions.
With ponystock: The reason why your set was moved was the same reason why everyone else’s set was moved. You showed up 20 MINUTES before the concert started, when everyone else had showed up hours before. To top that off, you showed up with a very large, very drunk man who had no authorization to be anywhere near the stage or the practice room. Derpidity had to move your set so that we could make sure that everything would go fine if you didn’t show up at all. As a result, EVERY SINGLE PERFORMER’S SET WAS MOVED. NOT JUST YOUR OWN. And yes, cry all you want about how you were kept downstairs by security, but that is bullshit. You know why? Because first off, i have several accounts that attest to you being too busy FLIRTING WITH and HARASSING other con goers to notice that you were running late. Second off, your phone was left in your room, as it had been all day. If you had had your phone, we could’ve come down and gotten you, but you left it in your room. Regardless of those facts, you reportedly showed up barely an hour or two in advance, which STILL would not have been enough time, considering EVERY SINGLE OTHER PERFORMER had shown up at least 2 1/2 hours in advance. WE HAD NO SOURCE OF CONTACT WITH AND YOU SHOWED UP 20 MINUTES BEFORE YOUR SET WITH A LARGE DRUNK MAN. YOU YOURSELF SMELLED OF ALCOHOL. AS A RESULT OF YOUR NEGLIGENCE, WE HAD TO MOVE EVERY SINGLE PERFORMER’S SET BACK TO ACCOMMODATE FOR YOUR UNPROFESSIONALISM.
Regardless of this simple little fact, this would’ve been forgivable, had you not been a COMPLETE AND UTTER ASININE BRAT about EVERYTHING. Icky and Addictia flew out from fucking GERMANY AND THE NETHERLANDS. WITH THEIR OWN MONEY. When they heard there might be set cuts as a result of your actions, Kyle, they offered to not play, to give other people some time, as well as Whitetail (your actions are commended, guys. Thanks for your sacrifices). Meanwhile, you were offered a full 30 minute set, but you got moved a day or two ahead, and all you did was BITCH and COMPLAIN and WHINE. You did not attempt to reconcile. At the first sign of set changes, you IMMEDIATELY started hounding Derpidity and I with berating comments and threats of legal action, even though, and I can get a lawyer to verify, we had NOT broken your contract at ANY POINT. Meanwhile, showing up late, harassing staff and con-goers, etc. directly DID break YOUR contract, as well as several laws in the US against harassment!
Now, as for your swearing: We all had been told several times that there was nothing more than PG-13 at the con, since kids and Hasbro staff were to attend. You were supposed to supply a link to your setlist on the performance documents a WEEK before the con, but you refused to do so. Neither I, nor Derpidity, saw any links to a setlist until 3 days before the con (which, by the way, is a direct violation of your contract). When I noticed a swear in one of my songs, I asked Derpidity if I could perform it, to which he replied NO. At this, I immediately showed him your set, and he moved you back because there was no way you could possibly have censored it in the 15 minutes you had before going on stage. We could’ve resolved this problem earlier, but you REFUSED to show up until 20 minutes before the concert started (did I mention that you brought a LARGE, DRUNK MAN into a direct path of CHILDREN AND INNOCENT ADULTS, WHOM HE COULD’VE HARMED, AND HAD MADE THREATS TO DO SO? YEAH, I THINK I DID MENTION THAT). We moved your set so that you could have some SEMBLANCE of a set left, even though you had, by that time, broken your contract several times. We all put our necks on the line to save your set, and you treated us like shit.
As for your set: I have it confirmed by every single audio technician, every single staff member, Derpidity, and Bejoty, that you were pulled for swearing and gratuitously disturbing/violent lyrical content. Even more so, from my stand point, you had no idea to perform! I heard from several of the lights/AV guys that they had to do everything in their power to distract the audience from your stuttering and mistakes, whether it be lowering mic volume, or strobing lights as a distraction. All this coming from the guy who had constantly yelled at me to practice banter, stage presence, and live performance, which, according to several people who watched the show, i had a LOT of, meanwhile, you did NOT.
As for coming to the con again: You sir, as far as Bejoty, Derpidity, and I are concerned, are hereby BANNED from performing at Everfree Northwest. I wonder if they’ll even let you attend! This decision was made while we were calling the head of security on you (for the SECOND TIME, may I add), as you had gone missing, just before your set (which, by the way, is the SECOND time you had done this). The reason you were missing was because YOU made up a story in your mind where Derpidity had cancelled your set, and believed in it. Derpidity NEVER said ANYTHING of the sort. But you still bitched at every single staff member, performer, and security guard, before storming off in a hissy fit so foul that we were worried you were going to KILL YOURSELF.
So, to sum it all up: About 1/2 of everything that went wrong with ponystock was YOUR FAULT, the other half being the fact that police received noise complaints and shut us down at 2 am every night. And even with all of the things that YOU have done to impede Ponystock, break contract, worry concerned friends, and break trust with friends and family, we might be able to forgive you if you weren’t such a spoiled, stuck-up, whiney ass, self entitled brat about EVERY LITTLE THING that happens to you, all the while being unable to see how much of an impediment you were to everything that you and everyone else wanted.
I will never perform with you again, as a result of your lack of stage presence, professionalism, and over all skill in general.
As for calling me your friend? You can forget about it. This, coupled with everything else that you’ve done to hurt me, Mixi, Ibeabronyrapper, Headsmack, and COUNTLESS others, has made me realize that all you will ever do to me is hurt me and make me look bad.
As for Mic and Omni…I’ve only really been friends with mic for a couple weeks, and with Omni, for a couple months, but they’ve already proven to be much better friends to me, and much larger people than you, considering they actually try to resolve things with you, while you continuously hold a grudge with them. And in light of your recent actions at EVNW, and in light of your constant abuse of Mixi, I think that the things that you complain about them doing, are really things that YOU do, that you try to pin on them.
I will accept an apology, but I will NEVER collab with you, I will NEVER perform with you, and I sure as hell will NEVER be your friend.
Consider this my resignation from KOLT, and from our friendship.
Sincerely, and with great sadness,
-Henning Rotstein (F3nning)
F3nning, you fuckin’ go girl. Preach it.
I personally vouch for everything F3nning has said to be fact because half of these things I helped F3nning deal with, and was there for him. I’m personally offended that I get home and after DEFENDING YOU, CATS at Everfree DESPITE what others said, you go off and say stuff like this, and on top of that I get testimonies from close friends of mine that you hit on them and flirted with them heavily, as well as witnessing this first hand myself, regardless of you being in a long distance relationship. I’m legitimately hurt cat’s, you blatantly lied to me and those I cared about. I can forgive you for this, but I can’t say we can be very good friends now. You broke my trust, if you actually want to be my friend again, earn it back.
Until then, Yelling at Cats.
I don’t even know you that well. But I am absolutely furious with you. First off, it’s a con for a children’s show, with plenty of children in the audience. Do you think you should really be cussing? Why did you even agree to perform in the first place if you love to cuss so damn much. It was failed censorship. They had an agreement. And I even know for a fact that not all of the crowd loved it. I’ve had several people tell me how obnoxious and even how sleazy you were with your hundreds of “fans”. Hell, you said you were hugging some “fans” (AKA My best friends) and they didn’t even know you for christ sakes! You made them feel awkward and uncomfortable when you hugged them so many times without them asking. I seem to remember you telling me they asked for hugs.
And I cannot even fathom why you would diss Mic.
He is honest to goodness one of the nicest and most compassionate people I’ve met. God, I can’t stand that.
I’m tired of giving YAC the benefit of the doubt.
I knew this would happen.
Seeing all of this… It sucks because I was sincerely hoping that I was wrong in doubting you and that what was, and is being said about you were just some stupid rumours. But i’ve read through all the reblogs now, and all the people who I care for and respect seem to be in agreement that this is the truth of the matter.
The fact that you really did hurt these people aggrevates me and has made me lose all the respect I once had for you…
I’m trying my best to be hurtful to you as little as possible right now… Because if I were you right now, I would have been sadder than ever before.
But, nontheless… Your actions are what have caused this and no-one elses.
The only thing I wish for you right now is that this is a true eye-opener for you. I hope that you realize what you’ve done and learn from it. I could never imagine being as disrespectful to anyone as you have obviously been. We may not have been “close friends” or anything but I still feel obligated to say that this is where I draw the line in a friendship with anyone.
I’m just gonna take this opportunity to say um, you know that collab I agreed to do with you a short while back?
This recent Yelling at Cats drama is fucking amazing.
I always hated this guy, and now everyone hates him too.
This pleases Applejack.
Wooooah boiii! I’ve been waiting for a story like this ever since I started this blog. Bronies are usually a peaceful bunch and things have been pretty calm since the great Derpy debacle, so I had to manufacture drama out of absolutely mundane stuff in order to keep things running. But hold on to your hooves, and put some popcorn in your microwave…
There have been rumors for some time that two popular MLP parody groups, SherclopPones (who make Friendship is Witchcraft) and FiMFlamFilosophy (who make The Mentally Advanced Series) don’t really like each other very much. This stemmed mostly from various sarcastic quips they used to direct at each other, but most people thought they were just ‘trolling the audience’, as internet jokester people are wont to do.
Well, apparently the great Sherclop vs FiMFlam feud is REAL! It did start out as a joke, but at some point things came to a pickle (by which I mean, turned very sour).
In a tumblr post by Jenny of SherclopPones, she really tells it like it is! Apparently FiMFlam is a jerk and a woman-hater, so they refused to make a collab with him. He did not take the rejection well. In fact it seems there’s a pattern of FiMFlam being rejected by female collaborators… Make of that what you will!
Anyway, in the interest of being impartial, I also have to examine FiMFlam’s side of the story. He made several posts on the subject. In the first one he claims that Jenny just didn’t get his brilliant, multi-layered joke about choking on dicks. This is the joke, by the way:
There is an interesting thing about being of the female gender. It’s that if you don’t choke on a dick at least once, then odds are you either aren’t trying very hard or you need a new boyfriend.
Now, I’m just a little filly, so maybe I don’t understand the subtlety and intricacies of this kind of humor, but it doesn’t seem like something you tell a lady! You can’t just say it’s ‘just a joke’, it’s pretty damn offensive and hardly even funny. What would Lauren Faust say?
In the second response he accuses Sherclop of being ‘not cereal’ via not deleting their emails, which is presumably a ‘cereal’ way of doing things. To which I say: what? Unless it’s spam, or some nerdy kid is stalking you, why would you ever delete an email? Grasping at straws here, mister!
And finally, he posted a long-winded explanation re: how his joke is actually not sexist.
I mean… really? Do I even need to start?
Anyway, this was PONY RUNOFF coverage of the first big PONY BEEF of the summer. There is no doubt we will see more of these, as the fanbase becomes more and more unhinged, with no ponies to guide us via the ‘spirit of friendship’. So, stay tuned and subscribe!
Is FiMFlamFilosophy a big fat jerk? (Yes)
Is he jelly that FiW is more popular and has better jokes?
Does ponyless summer provide a fertile field for some quality drama?
#SweetieBot or #SweetieNOT?
Some dude who makes MLP parody called The Mentally Advanced Series and hates women.
Jenny Nicholson is the voice actress for Friendship is Witchcraft.
SherclopPones is a horse who is a detective.
There’s been a noticeable dearth of content on this blog lately, and it’s all my fault. The MLP buzz is still going strong, and I tried to write something, but my heart just wasn’t in it. #prayforgabbers
Anyways, we’re going to discuss some notable recent developments in the pony music community. First off, JackleApp has released a new 4 song EP, “Seasons”. It features his signature bleepy bloopy chillwave sound and all the songs are about how he wants do bang various My Little Pony characters. The release was a critical and commercial success, with JackleApp quickly ‘topping the charts’ on a popular website bandcamp.com.
In other news, The Living Tombstone has landed a cushy spot in the latest installment of “asdfmovie” made by YouTube celebrity TomSka. Since all songs by The Living Tombstone kinda sound the same, roughly half of the comments on asdfmovie5 were to the tune of “when i herd teh musics i knew it was tehlivingtombstone, and then i saw his face in the credits and i was liek awww yeah”, while the other half were bemoaning the lack of “I like trains” guy.
The song itself has nothing to do with ponies. In fact, it’s about a dog. Is Tomb secretly a ‘poundie’ (a Pound Puppies fan)? You decide.
It feels like pony music community has finally ‘hit it big’. Our artists are popping all over the place. But is it really worth it? MLP fan music was never about fame and money. It was about free artistic expression, about passion, about the magic of friendship. Now the feeling of tight knit circle of friends is quickly evaporating, as more and more musicians let fame go into their heads.
What do u think re: pony music going manestream?
Who is ‘bigger’, JackleApp or The Living Tombstone?
Do u think music should be free to download, and ppl who sell their albums are ‘total sellouts’?
Is dog music community superior to pony music community?
JackleApp is a prolific chillwave artist, also known as Griffin Village.
The Living Tombstone is the guy who did that Nightmare Night song and that Carrot Top song and a bunch of other stuff.
NotACleverPony used to be one of the most prominent brony musicians until one day he decided to just ‘end it all’. His departure left a gaping hole in pony music community, since nobody else could write dark and brooding songs about Princess Luna. However, PONY RUNOFF has heard from a reliable source that he might be back to perform one last time. As a hologram.
BroNYCon, which starts on June 30, is shaping up to be the biggest MLP fan convention yet. Of course the pony music scene will be well-represented with pony musicians of all genres and stripes swarming towards Manehattan like some sort of cacophonic Smooze. But apparently the convention organizers decided the show needed something special to truly ‘go viral’. And by ‘something special’, I mean a lifelike 3D visage of NotACleverPony, who is going to perform a previously unreleased composition “The New Lunar Republic Prevails”.
I’m glad to live in the 21st century where such AMAZING technology is possible. One question still remains though. Nobody has actually seen NotACleverPony in person, so how would we know it’s not just a hologram of some random guy from the street?
R u ‘totally stoked’ for BroNYCon?
Would a hologram of Swagberg b much more appropriate? (via him being a rapper, like 2pac)
Is BroNYCon getting too manestream with lame publicity stunts like this?
R u #TeamLuna or #TeamCelestia?
Hologram of PurpleTinker has declined to comment on this story.
Some guy who writes dark and brooding songs about Princess Luna